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Michael Jackson is creepy. The new version of Charlie and Chocolate Factory is a little freaky. What happens when you put the two together? Just the right amount of wrong, apparently.
Brought to you by the only slightly sick & twisted folks at 103.5 The Fox radio station, who 0bviously have a little free time on their hands:

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Michael Jackson’s Chocolate Factory.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
