OK. I swore I wasn’t going to get sucked in for the next round of ABC’s The Bachelorette. I even avoided last night’s season premiere — but only because hubby had seized firm control of the TiVo for the night. So, like any other dating-show obsessive, I read the episode recap online.

And it seems that Colorado has two hunka-hunka’s in the running for Bachelorette Jen’s affections. (Jen was formerly on The Bachelor, where she won the heart of Andrew Firestone, but they subsequently broke up.) Both from mountain towns, both ski instructors, both very outdoorsy. Maybe we’ll have another Trista-and-Ryan success story to go on and on about in the local media? Although poor Andy from Steamboat Springs didn’t make the first cut, Ben from Aspen sure did. But Ben and Jen? I dunno ’bout that. We all know how that turned out the last time.