Here’s one for the future-yarns-to-spin collection: I’m heading down to the unveiling of the latest “Extreme Makeover” candidate. I’ll have the details tomorrow, but apparently it’s a Denverite, because the unveiling is taking place tonight at the La Rumba nightclub. It’s closed to the public, so I’ll be trying to remain unobtrusive and keep the reporter-chick comments to a minimun.

Tune in tomorrow for the sordid account of the before-and-after.

Want to do this yourself? Go for it. Here’s the application if you’re brave enough.