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While catching up on a week’s worth of Colbert Reports this snowy afternoon, I couldn’t help but notice the following during a segment on Somali pirates (click for a larger image).

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Yes, he’s wearing a Crocs t-shirt. Man, those guys just can’t catch a break.


