According to the Rocky Mountain News, police are asking for the public’s help in finding two suspects in a bank robbery last Thursday. Here they are: Golden Bank Robbers Rodney Dangerfield apparently drove the getaway car, which was needed because the alleged robber seems to have been a mannequin. Okay, okay, so those are just composite drawings. But come on, that’s funny. How on earth are they going to find the second guy based on that composite sketch? Anyway, be on the lookout:

…the main suspect is a light-skinned black man, 5-feet-8, 180 pounds, 20 to 25 years old, wearing a dark colored hooded sweatshirt and light colored pants with a baseball cap. The driver was a white man, about 6-foot-2, 225 pounds, and 22 years old with a blonde “flat top” hair cut and a husky build. Anyone recognizing the suspects should call the Golden Police Department at 303-384-8045 or Crime Tip Hotline at 303-384-8034.