Dating in Denver has a reputation for being a bit of a dumpster fire. While that might be bad news for locals in search of love, it’s good news for anyone who loves messy reality dating shows.

Love is Blind season nine features 32 Denver singles looking for their lifelong ski buddy, er, soulmate. But most people move to the Mile High City for mountains, not marriage. Will the women be able to love anyone more than their goldendoodle? Will the men skip their own wedding day if there’s fresh pow on the ground? We’ll find out over the course of 12 episodes—the first six of which release on Wednesday at 1 a.m.

So settle into the couch with your Colorado crew, and play this drinking game (we suggest a craft IPA, a bottle of Palisade wine, or one of these NA bevvies if you’ve got to work in the morning) while you watch your fellow Denverites brave the dating scene. The pods are now open.

Take a drink when…

  • Someone reveals they’re not a Colorado native (finish your drink if they’re from Texas).
  • Someone references hiking, skiing, snowboarding, mountain biking, or rock climbing (finish your drink if they mention “fourteener”).
  • Someone complains about the Denver dating scene (finish your drink if they reference “Menver”).
  • Someone mentions their dog (finish your drink if it’s a Bernese mountain dog).
  • Someone complains about I-70 (finish your drink if they drive a Subaru).
  • Someone wears Birkenstocks (finish your drink for Chacos or Tevas).
  • Someone brags about an athletic feat (finish your drink if it’s a marathon).
  • Someone reveals they’ve never been in a serious relationship (finish your drink if anyone uses the phrase “Peter Pan Syndrome”).
  • Someone says they moved to Denver to “be closer to the mountains” (finish your drink if they have a mountain tattoo).

Finish your drink if…you’ve been on a date with any of the contestants.