Any media who get lost while in town will have only themselves to blame; the gift bags the DNC handed out to the press contain at least two dozen maps graphing all or parts of Denver. They also have numerous “green” reminders–including ones from those champions of conservation, Coca-Cola and AT&T–a Big Gulp-sized water bottle; two varieties of glucosamine-infused beverages (we journalists are notoriously unfit); useful items such as pens, breath mints, and hand sanitizer; and hopefully-not-too-useful items like an emergency band radio. Let the festivities begin.Â