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Before lifts grind to a halt this season, select Colorado resorts host one last hurrah for diehard downhillers: pond skimming. In these madcap contests, strangely costumed skiers and snowboarders descend a slope and jump off a ramp to create (hopefully) enough momentum to skim across a glacier-cold body of water. Competitors who impress the judges often earn prizes, including, at Vail Ski Resort, free Epic Passes. This year, spectators can win, too—thanks to our bingo card. Just mark these pond-skimming standards as you spot or hear them; first person among your friend group to holler “BINGO!” gets their next round paid for.*
*Just to be clear: by your friends, not 5280
**E.g., the one committed by the idiot who tried to jump over the crowd at Copper Mountain last year, which resulted in several injuries and a misdemeanor charge
***The now 18-year-old has won at Vail two years running
Colorado’s Five Biggest Pond-Skimming Events
Landshark Pond Skim | April 6
Crested Butte
Slush Cup | April 7
Keystone
World Pond Skimming Championships | April 12–14
Vail
Splashdown Pond Skim | April 14
Steamboat Springs
Red Bull Slopesoakers | April 20
Copper Mountain